Tanning beds for light therapy? Yes, Heaux!

White heauxs, white heauxs, here ye, here ye. Just kidding. This is for everyone but I just figure white ladies will get a kick out of this since so many of us spend gazillions every year, paying to roast and toast. I long stopped tanning because it's, well, dumb. I don't know who I was trying to impress or why I wanted to stay tan in the winter, so I just cut it out; cold turkey.

I missed the cozy feeling and cocoon-like structure so I looked in to red-light therapy, often used at tanning bed facilities. My first search returned articles that told me just what white heaux wanted to hear. A few minutes every other day won't hurt ya but tanning every day for twenty minutes, or longer, will. Just take a look at the ladies who tan naturally and the ones who do it for show, like they're bodybuilding heauxs. If you're a lululemon heaux like me, rock it. Rock your weave too, heaux!