Okay, heaux, so you're in one of your moods and you think your man really cares? Pfft. He's probably glad you're quiet, for once, and off reading your latest Jennifer Weiner bible. Well, just when you think you've had enough and you're 'gonna show him'...cool off, 'drank' some wine and think about these tips:
-We all like to laugh and so does your significant other. Laugh sometimes, heaux. It won't kill you. Nobody, and I mean nobody, likes to be around someone who complains all the time and never has a joke or funny story to tell. Bottom line: Life is too short. Suck it up and smile for goodness sake.
-We all like to be held, even though your lover may act like a squirmy baby at times, it doesn't mean we ever grow out of that need. Touch is great. Think about how you feel after time spent away, you grope each other like monkeys upon return. Or when you hug a child that you needs that love. So...touch each other every day. Have sex as much as possible. Like, at least everyday, heaux. It won't kill you. Bottom line: We all need human interaction. enjoy that interaction with someone you love. Feel me, heaux?
-You thought that was it, heaux? Some of you are probably having panic attacks right now or reaching for your aspirin aka Xanax, but there's just one more thing. Date one another forever. Indefinitely. Always be girlfriend and boyfriend, or however it is you get down. I'm for equal rights. Bottom line: Get dressed up or down, meet up and see what happens!
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